Cashflow Master Mugs

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"AI tsumoney"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Bookkeeping Club

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Bureau of Red Tape

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'We'd like to take out $20 and we want it all in ones.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'No Jimmy! You can't cite Wikipedia as the main source for your assignment!'

PANIC!

'Well I think we found the source of your cash flow problems, Mr. Wallis!'

'Oh no! Not another bill!'

"And to Gloria Beal, the award for most google and bing citations..."

Santander Bank pays out cash by mistake on Christmas Day

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

The Cycle of Cash

How's business?

"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..."

Financial Advisor. Well, well --- Your cash flow certainly is a little squirt.

"I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out."

"I'm not sure we can get away with asking our suppliers to move from '60 days' until 'when hell freezes over' until we settle their invoices!"

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."