Cashflow Master Gifts

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"AI tsumoney"

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

Bureau of Red Tape

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'We'd like to take out $20 and we want it all in ones.'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

PANIC!

'Well I think we found the source of your cash flow problems, Mr. Wallis!'

The Cycle of Cash

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

How's business?

"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..."

"I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out."

"I'm not sure we can get away with asking our suppliers to move from '60 days' until 'when hell freezes over' until we settle their invoices!"

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

"Anthony, are you paper or plastic?"