Cash Cow Strategist Prints

Always the entrepreneur, Sam could make a dollar in any situation.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Will work for ETFs

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

Tax Shelters of the Rich and Famous.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I did well while good news was bad news. Then good news became good news--and that was bad news.'

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

Feeding at the Trough

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."