Cash Back Connoisseur Prints

"Here's a blues number I wrote anout paying my dues with the cash back I got on my platinum card."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

The Personal ATM

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Agency Moody's comments

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

The Croucho Club

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!