Cartoon Reading Prints

"Is your church up for the 'Best Media Coverage' award?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"Good thing...because after you left work early yesterday to go to your grandma's funeral...she stopped in to say hello."

"Someone to see you!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

A place to smoke.

Footpath Closed

'Now that your 'peak earning years' have passed, we'll be cutting your salary.'

Collecting Donations

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

X-ray Psychology.

The Salmon Run

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'