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'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

British savings accounts

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Ahhh...'

Seagiraffes

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Torturing the English Language

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."