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'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

British savings accounts

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Ahhh...'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Seagiraffes

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"