Cartoon Enjoying Prints

'Schmidt's having a hard time maintaining that breezy air of optimism we so admire.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Houston, we have a problem."

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Reagacentennial

Skeleton playing fetch.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'