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'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"On task! On task, you huskies!"

'I never forget a face.'

Selfportrait

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Showbiz Awards

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Zombie standup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Your French dip, sir.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Trump pardons

'The circle is complete!'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.