Cartoon Cocktail Lover Mugs

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

British savings accounts

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

Billy. The Kid.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'No ice.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Party Animals.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Cat Nip.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."