Cartoon Cocktail Lover Gifts

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

British savings accounts

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Torturing the English Language

'I told you it would be useful.'

On holiday.

Seagiraffes

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Billy. The Kid.

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Party Animals.