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"Dang brother, that one lifted you right off the seat. Man, that's gotta hurt."

'Is the fire included?'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Love at First Sight

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Selling lemon latt�

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"