Cartoon Animations Mugs

'Come on, come on!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Cariactures

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Houston, we have a problem."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

If nobody had invented graphics

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Fighting Covid

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

U of Debt

Shampoo.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead