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Before/After

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Gigot de sept heures."

Hoxton map.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

Inappropriate garnish.

French man holding a dish.

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

'More French bread, sir?.'

“It's his first hibachi.”

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

'Did monsieur enjoy the meal?' - 'I could get more nourishment biting my lip.'

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

"Surprise me."

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

Quark soup

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 58.7 million of them like mustard on it.'

"One wonders what they're serving tonight at Oustau de Baumaniere in Les Baux."

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"