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"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

Street Food Vendors

"Relax, Smithers. I put my pants on one leg at a time like any other man. Except like now, of course, when I'm not wearing any."

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

The buck stops here. However, ultimately it gets passed on to activist stockholders who want to run the show.

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

Walking the dog.

"Whoops! – Autopilot."

"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."

Supermarket traffic lights.

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

Illegal immigration...crossing the border.

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

Sign: Joyrides. Man: 'Another one right to go when you're ready Joy!'

Horse and cart racing alongside horse and riders.

"I started out with only two items, but did a lot of impulse buying while in line."

Man pulling caart whilst his dog smokes a pipe

Two costermongers