Carry-on Champions Prints

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Dad Trophies

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

The Last Sweatpants

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Where has he been so long?

"I'll have a double entendre."

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

Anatomy of a Non-Rev

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

Supermarket traffic lights.

Traveling Lite...Flights.

On the dark road

“Now that you’ve stayed up all night trying to cram everything you need into a carry-on, and now that you’ve reconciled with the fact that your hair dryer had to stay behind, and now that you’ve frantically rushed through the airport with your cumbersome luggage in tow and made it through security and to the gate just in the nick of time, we’re going to make you check your bag anyway. Don’t worry, though — it’s complimentary.”

Delicate man in carriage asking a maid to fetch an umbrella and hold it over him as he gets out.

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

Exhaust problems yesterday and today.

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise

'You say you broke 100 in golf? I did it at the store.'

"At least we managed to get them to go Christmas shopping this year and boys will be boys! By the way my husband is going to beat your husband!"

Mr Bob Sawyer's Mode of Travelling

"Funny, you don't see couples like that anymore."

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry on luggage we would really like to see...

Cabby angry at fares being fixed by act of parliament

"How do you pay for all your carry-ons?"

Carry On Luggage Must Fit In This Box And Not Be Too 'Scruffy Looking'.

Municipal Airport - Bags Left unattended Will Be Sold At our Gift Shop.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

'O don't I pity them poor nobs in carridges this hot weather!'