Carriage Collector Mugs

A carriage driver interested in acquiring a different horse

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Utility Chic.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Ecstatic caravan

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Acme Flyswatters.

James May

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Jazz Bagpipes

Driverless tow truck.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."