Carol Connoisseur Pillows

The Mime and Tabernacle Choir Singing Silent Night.

Cut out and keep your own Carol Singer.

Theatrical Christmas.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Carol!"

Bad King Wenceslas

"I don't mind Christmas Carols per se. It's Mistress feeling compelled to sing along that annoys me: she can't hold a tune..."

Good King Wenceslas

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

Men's business romper.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

bird interprets modern art

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

Bats with blankets.

Who's a cutey?

"I suffered a stroke."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

Landscape Artists

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'