Carol Connoisseur Pillows

Cut out and keep your own Carol Singer.

Theatrical Christmas.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Carol!"

Bad King Wenceslas

"I don't mind Christmas Carols per se. It's Mistress feeling compelled to sing along that annoys me: she can't hold a tune..."

Good King Wenceslas

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

Men's business romper.

bird interprets modern art

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Who's a cutey?

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I suffered a stroke."

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Landscape Artists

Bleak House

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'