Carnivores In Denial Mugs

"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Fast Food Dieter

'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"He's a fussy eater."

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

We'll have whatever they are

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

A real turkey lunch.

'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

Vegetarian Nightmare

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."

"Do you have a vegetarian option?"