Carnival Visit T-Shirts

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Southwark Fair.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

The Family Joules: Part 16

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Carioca

Face Painting.

Tunnel of TV

"Tunnel of love"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Tunnel of Infatuation

'...Please stop the...'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

A fairground attraction