Carers T-Shirts

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

City Zoo: Day Care

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Medical personnel give their hearts

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Hassled Mother.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Duel in a wheelchair.