Caregiver Extraodinaire Mugs

Get well soon!

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

I drive, therefore I am.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Separation Anxiety

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I hope you haven't taken a turn for the nurse.'