Carefree Dancer Mugs

Dance like you've never been hurt.

Dancing Person

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Dancing Doctor

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Yo ho ho!

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Jumping Man

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Teddy Bear

Running

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Disco Dancing

The Eighth Day of Christmas

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"This is where I come to unwind."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Weathervanes.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'