Carefree Coworker Prints

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Free Range Employees.

'You have failed on all counts...'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Business Vacation.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Wearing bras in 2020.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Job hoppers.

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Weathervanes.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

"This is the software for my head."

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

'I play well with others.'

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'