Career Woman Gifts

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Do you ever worry that you've had to sacrifice your femininity to succeed?"

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

'No, I didn't get the promotion again: It's hard to build a career when you're on Maternity Leave every few months...'

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

"...and it was at this point that I started taking better care of myself."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'I don't mind you being the bread winner while I'm unemployed, but aren't you overdoing things a bit?'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

I'm Wendy Shular substituting for Lena Peabody who busted the glass ceiling...

Biological alarm clock!

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Look at that cloud!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I'm a working mom."

'He's the perfect pet for a career woman -- a fish without a bicycle.'

'She was married to her job, til she caught it fooling around with her secretary.'

"I read your report with interest, Giles, and I think we're in a position to agree a date/"

Working mother

Obstacles for women

Tell Mr Hammond, I'll have his alimony check in the mail tomorrow.

"Hey, lady! You wanta buy a baby?"

'A union job, Fairy godmother, is much more reliable than an enchanted prince.'

'Originally, I wouldn't marry Lance because I wanted to pursue my career. Then later he wouldn't marry me because he wanted to pursue watching television and drinking beer.'

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

Supermom.

"Don't take it personally, Dan, it's just a career move."