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Bovine Proctology Graduation

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

37 years in the same position.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Go! Means NOW!

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"The boss can see you now."

"In addition to 'loyalty' are there any OTHER qualities you think you could bring to the job?"

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."