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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

Whack-a-mole CEO.

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'We use a modified 'carrot and stick' approach here - We've done away with the carrot.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Business Promotion.

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Enjoy the rat race, dear.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'Shift our strategy? I didn't know we had any strategy.'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'What the hell!..Let's issue a profit warning anyway.'

"You're not the 'Yes Man' you used to be, Smilby."

When staffing agencies screw up.

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'

"We're able to use you, Crampton… everything but the 'oink'."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

"Of course there are still a few loose ends, funding...pensions...workload, but the good news is that we have got a concrete proposal for the new PCO letterheads!"

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"