Career Quester Mugs

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Planned service changes

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Day one, post grad

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."