Career Peak Explorer Pillows

"... I guess I'm just afraid of peaking too soon in my career."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"What's your occupation?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'