Career Optimist Mugs

"My window of oportunity came with a squeegee."

We're Already Sorry, Inc: 'You won't be sorry, sir'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Upward Progress

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

The March to the Top

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr