Career Hopeful Mugs

Job interview.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

The March to the Top

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."