Career Juggling Prints

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"I can feel the economy turning around. Now I only need two jobs to make ends meet."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Children's Parties

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Supermom.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'