Career Juggling Master Prints

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"The meeting will come to order."

Supermom.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

Food deliverer's baby.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

Hassled Mother.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

The Housewife

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."