Career Idealist T-Shirts

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

The March to the Top

"I always wanted to work with animals."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'Idealist'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Someone loses his pension.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"I think I've been spending too much time here at work. When I went home last night my wife didn't recognize me and had me arrested for trespassing."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.