Career Idealist T-Shirts

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The March to the Top

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"I always wanted to work with animals."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Someone loses his pension.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Idealist'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"I think I've been spending too much time here at work. When I went home last night my wife didn't recognize me and had me arrested for trespassing."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'