Career Humorist T-Shirts

Celebrate their sense of humor with our playful t-shirts, perfect for the career enthusiast who loves witty slogans and humorous graphics that turn workwear into laughterwear.

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'Of course my income didn't really take off until I left tele-marketing and got into insurance fraud.'

'Of course my income didn't really take off until I left tele-marketing and got into insurance fraud.' mockup

'Of course my income didn't really take off until I left tele-marketing and got into insurance fraud.'

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"I'm looking for somebody who thinks big on small salary."

"I'm looking for somebody who thinks big on small salary." mockup

"I'm looking for somebody who thinks big on small salary."

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"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?" mockup

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

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'I could have gone to college on an athletic scholarship, but they found out I could read.'

'I could have gone to college on an athletic scholarship, but they found out I could read.' mockup

'I could have gone to college on an athletic scholarship, but they found out I could read.'

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'We don't have a pension plan. Nobody has ever worked here that long.'

'We don't have a pension plan. Nobody has ever worked here that long.' mockup

'We don't have a pension plan. Nobody has ever worked here that long.'

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'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?' mockup

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

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'Ageism at work'

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'True, I'm a robot, but I'm programmed to be a people person.'

'True, I'm a robot, but I'm programmed to be a people person.' mockup

'True, I'm a robot, but I'm programmed to be a people person.'

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'He came in for a job interview three hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.'

'He came in for a job interview three hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.' mockup

'He came in for a job interview three hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.'

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'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.' mockup

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

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"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!" mockup

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

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"Do you have any other qualifications apart from being a cat?"

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from being a cat?" mockup

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from being a cat?"

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'Ever thought of applying for a place in a studio audience?'

'Ever thought of applying for a place in a studio audience?' mockup

'Ever thought of applying for a place in a studio audience?'

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"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V." mockup

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

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"You're a bit overqualified for this position, how good are you are forgetting everything you know?"

"You're a bit overqualified for this position, how good are you are forgetting everything you know?" mockup

"You're a bit overqualified for this position, how good are you are forgetting everything you know?"

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'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.' mockup

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

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'You'll get a promotion when hell freezes over.'

'You'll get a promotion when hell freezes over.' mockup

'You'll get a promotion when hell freezes over.'

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars." mockup

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

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We offer no healthcare benefts but offer several fringes benefits.

We offer no healthcare benefts but offer several fringes benefits. mockup

We offer no healthcare benefts but offer several fringes benefits.

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'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.' mockup

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

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"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

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