Career Growth Admirer Gifts

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Others will fight for you

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Man carrying his boss.

When we believe together we achieve together.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Interview.

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"I'm getting tired of telling you you can't have a raise!"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."