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"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

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Continental Drift.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

"I know you need some certainty in your job, so you're fired."

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

'How did it go?' 'We had an exchange of views...I went in with my views and came out with hers!'