Career Cruisers Prints

"I'm not really driven. A dead-end job would be fine."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Caged Businessman

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"What's your occupation?"

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Planned service changes

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."