Career_continuity_camaraderie Pillows

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"The boss says he can remember the day I first started...but nothing after that."

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Australian stress counselling.

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

'You aren't actually being replaced by a woman she's going to be doing her old job and yours.'

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

Party Scene

'There were a lot of highly qualified applicants, but I was particularly impressed by your resume.'

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Your resumé looks great. I just don't think you have the right ego for our company."

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!"

Careers Advice

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

New Year Party.

Rock Climber

'Sure, I'll hire you -- I could use a good tax loss this year.'

'No thanks! Knowing what I'm supposed to be doing might throw me off.'

"PHD! I'm impressed with your credentials."

"Well, I'd say you were exactly the type of employee we're looking for!"

'Simkins, you're fired!'