Camaraderie Pillows

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Reaper's Arms

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

Team Cello

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Join me in a beer?

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Australian stress counselling.

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

Party Scene

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

Big Brother

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

New Year Party.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just found more fat friends?'

Rock Climber

"The golden rule in sport is to start with a hand shake."

Fishermen and heron in pub

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

'And for dessert I'd recommend this affordable vintage called Chateau Coup de Grace.'

"Despite the promises of our capitalist progenitors, I'm not finding deep joy in my work. I'd prefer to just hang with my buds."

The Beer Channel.

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"