Camaraderie Commander Pillows

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

The Reaper's Arms

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Join me in a beer?

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Australian stress counselling.

Directors Chair and Others.

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

Party Scene

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just found more fat friends?'

New Year Party.

Fishermen and heron in pub

"The golden rule in sport is to start with a hand shake."

Rock Climber

"Despite the promises of our capitalist progenitors, I'm not finding deep joy in my work. I'd prefer to just hang with my buds."