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110% Job Performance.

37 years in the same position.

My brilliant career

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

Occupant.

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'You said you wanted more responsibility, so I'm making you responsible for everything that goes wrong.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

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"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."

'Of course it's not your fault, Smedley, but someone has to accept the responsibility.'

"I've lost my mojo."

"I'd like your honest, unbiased and possibly career-ending opinion on something."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'As a consultant, my job is to speak to you as if I knew how your business worked.'

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'I am an unhappy employee.'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'