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"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Golfing Boss

37 years in the same position.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Work Parfait

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Supermom.

Born In Captivity.

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Time for vacation, time for work.