Care Leaving T-Shirts

"The time when kids left care with a black plastic bag stuffed with their few belongings are long gone..."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I had to skip my workout."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

I think it's time he left home.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Policeman talking to lost child

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Social Worker

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Card: Get Human Soon!

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Great Perfume!"

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Leaving New York

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'