Cardshark Aficionado Gifts

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Some card-game puns

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Sand danger

Ice Fishing