Cardshark Aficionado Gifts

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Some card-game puns

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Stag poker"

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Ice Fishing

Sand danger