Cardio King Mugs

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

The Seven Second Workout

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'This getting fit is killing me.'

Running

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Man running

Nordic Career-Trak

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'I'm taking you off your rowing machine until you get over sea sickness.'

'Hold on. You're my personal trainer? Look, I signed out for a work out, not a pig out.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Me, I've stopped going to the gym: There was never a suitable speed on the treadmills...'

"I unleash my physical frustrations in the gym and my mental frustrations on Congress."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Exercise Class

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Guess what? I won again.'