Cardio Enthusiasts Prints

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."