Cardio Enthusiasts Prints

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."