Cardio Comrade Pillows

'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Bad dog."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Running

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

Running

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

January Joiner

Nordic Career-Trak

"Still on your left."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

Academy.

That's what I call a well trained dog!!