Card Sharp Mugs

Peel as the Knave of Spades

Man! Talk about poker faces.

"I hope you've been keeping your eye on the red king, Brotsky. Pick it and that raise is yours; fail and you're out on your ear."

"Better luck next time, kid."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

You're sure you know how to play poker?

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

What were those reindeer games that the other reindeer wouldn't let poor Rudolph join in?

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Playing cards.