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'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

Card players play with huge mirrors behind their opponents cards to see their hands.

"Oi, are you trying to see my cards?"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Some card-game puns

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Cheating Death.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Stag poker"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"