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"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Valentines for Things

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Cheater!"

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'